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posted 9 months ago with 44 notes

Bert: …What is that?
Olive: You wanted original content, right?
Bert: You broke into my site.
Olive: Desperate times require desperate measures.
Bert: How did you guess my password to upload?
Olive: Uhhm, like ‘captain marvel’ was so hard to guess.
Bert: You had no right to do this!
Olive: What’s the big deal?
Bert: This is totally perverted! Where—where did you get those panties?
Olive: I have a ton of panties like that!
Bert: I seriously doubt you have a ton of panties that say ‘all you can eat.’
Olive: Okay, maybe not a ton…
Bert: I’m gonna be sick.

posted 9 months ago with 114 notes

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